Want to know some ways to baffle your buddies, or puzzle your pals? I know some dumb tricks that you can use to walk in the sky, or bypass stairs in the lighthouse, and some other neat cheats! Sound interesting? Well, then you have to read this entry.

Okay, trick number one is bypassing staircases. Go to the bottom floor of the lighthouse. Can you tell where I am? I'm the blue penguin that's waving, and where I am is where you have to be standing when you do this cheat. Here's what you do:
- Once you are where I am, click the door, and as soon as you start to move towards the door, click the highest staircase... the one that is right behind that pink penguin.
- With practice, you should be able to walk straight up the the wall and not even have to go up the bottom staircase.
- Please note that you may have to try this several times before it works. It's more fun when someone is going up the regular stairs while you climb the wall, because you get in front of them and they'll get annoyed!
- Go to the ski mountain, and start to walk toward Bunny Hill.
- On your way there, click the map. Don't touch anything on the map just yet.
- When the message pops up asking you if you want to join the sled race, click "yes".
- As soon as you start to go down the mountain, click the Town on the map.
- Once you're in the town, type any letter you want WITHOUT typing it into a chat bar. You should start to climb up the Coffee Shop!
- The only ways I know that you can get down are by use of the map and clicking the door of any one of the buildings in the Town.
This last cheat is for people who prefer the Standard Safe Chat. You can, in fact, talk using Standard Safe Chat in the Ultimate Safe Chat servers (such as the Australian server's Ice Cube)!
To do this, follow these steps:
- Once you are in the Ultimate Safe Chat server, click edit account. It's the button in the bottom right-hand corner of your chat bar, and it's the little question mark.
- Unclick "Ultimate Safe Chat".
- Enter another room.
- Now you talk using Standard Safe Chat! This should make things ten times easier for some people...
Have fun freaking out your friends!
~Penguinator